Let it Rain!

August 30, 2007 | Published in | 0 comments

It's moments like these when I feel like Sarah Jessica Parker.

You know, the one in the episode where she could only write about SOCKS instead of SEX.

Coffee and Cigarettes

August 25, 2007 | Published in | 1 comments

"6 billion people in the world, and sometimes



all you need is 1"

Secret Sunday

August 19, 2007 | Published in | 0 comments

Funny how secrets make us and absolve us at the same time.

40 Nights and 40 Things

August 15, 2007 | Published in | 0 comments

Inspired by Ainzieee:

40 Things That Make Me A Happier Human Being.

1) Metal heeled stilettos
2) The ability to retaliate to everything and anything I say -- not many people can do this :P
3) Intimate gatherings
4) Black coffee at night
5) Black coffee any time of the day
6) Shirts on boys -- not t-shirts
7) Late night/early morning conversations
8) Laughing till my sides split
9) Bringing sexy back
10) Seeing others bring sexy back
11) Jared Leto
12) Biting you.
13) Brandon Boyd.
14) Being in bed when it's raining
15) Laurence Olivier as Heathcliff.
16) Piercings (on myself)
17) Disney films
18) Towels freshly out of a dryer
19) The Louis Vuitton patched denim monogram Speedy in black
20) Clark Gable as Rhett Butler.
21) Staying up late for no reason at all
22) Rain at night
23) Richard Gere in Pretty Woman.
24) Gymming
25) Smoky eye make-up
26) Sims 2.
27) Make me smile when I cry.
28) Sleeping in
29) When other people try and make conversation with me.
30) Letters
31) Platform heels.
32) Walking into the most expensive boutiques and feeling like Holly Golightly upon walking into Tiffany's.
33) Secretly photographing self.
34) Being able to quote Latin phrases.
35) English Literature
36) Emo music
37) My grandmama's cooking
38) The unexpected phone call
39) Going to bed really tired and instantaneously falling asleep
40) Lame jokes.

You talk so much sense when you're sleeping

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Sigh.

Bit more to go.

19

August 12, 2007 | Published in | 0 comments

I still feel like a little girl.

Where the wonders never cease

August 05, 2007 | Published in | 0 comments

A few of the many childish questions I've asked my parents when I was about 9. I never got them answered:


- What would happen if we had all the money in the world to burn?

(I'd probably end up spending far less than I do now and be a cheapskate bum.)

- What would happen if the world's greatest geniuses were actually women and not men?

- Are there really aliens?

- Is "world peace" even a remotely feasible concept?

- Why do I weigh so much even though I am not grotesquely obese?

- What will happen when I turn grow up?

- Where are you going?

Oh, stop harrumphing.

August 01, 2007 | Published in | 0 comments

1) Each player must post these rules first.

2) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

3) People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.

4) At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

5) Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog. Here are 8 little known facts about me:

One
I think I would be solely motivated to lose weight just to show off a navel ring. In fact, I'm contemplating that right now.

Two
I secretly admire Mary-Kate Olsen, despite the fact that her legs are the size of my arms. I adore pictures of her especially in ridiculous 8 inch platforms and her Wayfarers in red, white and black, all of which I tried on in Harrods but looked ridiculous in so I settled for a pair of restyled aviators instead. And her Christian Louboutins.

Three
Judging is my second hobby. I would be the most arrogant bastard on earth if I were to say I don't judge people, but I do. I don't know why people can't own up to the fact that we all judge once in a while.

Four
I still enjoy my angsty rabid tweenage music back from my heyday: Linkin Park, Rammstein and Puddle of Mudd despite having stopped rebelling against popular culture. Anyway, isn't rock the new pop. Sigh. And I still love Hanson and The Moffatts. They'll always be 16 to me and I'll always be 11 and stupid when they randomly turn up on my iTunes.

Five
As a ten-year-old kid, I used to eat until I vomited. Needless to say, I was worryingly tubby and used to fret (secretly) about why no boy ever liked me.

Six
I wish I could dance.

Seven
I check Facebook and Perezhilton.com compulsively.

Eight
I get fast food cravings at godforsaken hours. Thank God for 3am McDelivery.



To everyone from school who has caught up with me this past year, yes, I am, um, slightly different to what I used to be back in secondary school. And no, I am not a slut. Even if I am, I am a virgin slut :-)