Time for one of those magnanimous messages and objective yearly reviews:
1) I am eternally grateful to those who have tolerated my ability to get angry about anything and everything that moves and doesn't move. It is a horrible habit, I must admit. If I have harmed you verbally or physically this year, I am sorry. If I haven't (yet?)...well, this is a warning.
Really, to all those who have listened to my incessant bitching, thank you. I will bake more.
2) I am also eternally grateful for the food on my plate, gym membership and Miu Miu handbag.
3) OK fine I will study harder this year since I already do that whole 5-days-a-week-at-the-gym thing that most people aim to do during the start of the year. (Ha ha)
4) I must really improve my grasp on spoken Mandarin and Cantonese.
5) Whatever will be, will be.