SATC fare

May 30, 2007 | Published in | 1 comments

I can't sleep and I can't watch anymore episodes off TV links. Hence.

Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'

Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of... keep him on call.
Samantha: Ooo, he's like dial-a-dick!

Carrie: I'm homeless! I'll be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!!

Samantha: Maybe there's something he can eat to make it sweeter.
Carrie: Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart.
Miranda: "Dear Martha: Funky spunk. Help."

Samantha: Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!
Miranda: I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.

Charlotte (to Samantha): Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be - it's the hottest spot in town - it's always open.

1 Responses to “SATC fare”

  1. shobana s. says:
    31 May 2007 at 03:30

    i actually forgot that i had a blog... i only started that one to post pics for my mom and some other ppl to see... then i started a web album on picasa and completely forgot about this blog of mine...

    i think i should delete it and start anew. after my exams... :p