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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are by far my favourite fashion icons. I don't care if people say they look like bag ladies because fuck, even if they do look homeless, at least they look good! Ashley may infinitely be more refined than MK in terms of style, but she doesn't cut enough edge. She rocks the monochrome look very well whereas MK dares to wear whatever she pleases and for this I admire her despite her 5'1" anorexic posture:


Again, those Balenciaga boots. I crave them like an obese Malaysian man would crave a large plate of double serving of wan tan mee, kah liu. Alas, I too crave a double serving of wan tan mee on a regular basis - which explains why I will never rock the heroin chic look.


Usually I don't go on shopbop.com because the things listed here are just way beyond my budget. However, since I'm at my wit's end with this final report, I decided to surf shopbop and I stumbled upon Elizabeth and James, MK and A's "cheaper" fashion label. Now, I get emails regularly from net-a-porter telling me how I should REALLY invest in some uber expensive pieces from E&J, Sergio Rossi and Christian Louboutin but typically I would just ignore this lest I go insane at the prospect of how I'll never own such divine goods that would immediately up my status fashion-wise - sad, but true re: what a materialistic ho I am. But today I saw these pieces over at shopbop and I cannot get over the awesomeness of the new Elizabeth and James jewelry!




I own a knock off of this ring in silver from Topshop that cost me £7. Needless to say it gives me green stains around my finger every time I take it off. I'm very sure this piece wouldn't.

Oh woe is meee!

Frozen yogurt from Snog and a portion of large fries from McD's will just have to suppress these horrendous materialistic cravings for now. Sniffle.